Tag Archives: New England Patriots

Tom Brady expected to play at least four more years

New England Patriots quarterback has said he’d like to play until he’s 50. He’s also said that he wants to play, “until I suck.” Based on the future Hall of Famer’s play last season, it doesn’t look like he’ll suck anytime soon. Today, ESPN reports that the 38-year-old quarterback has agreed with the Patriots on […]

UMaine football team shows Colts how to run a trick play properly

Last night’s ill-fated trick play, run by the Indianapolis Colts in the third quarter of their 34-27 loss to the New England Patriots, is already being called one of the worst football plays of all time. The response to the outrageous bungle is so widespread that even the University of Maine football team is getting […]

Deceased Massachusetts woman declares Tom Brady’s innocence in her obituary

For all the sports radio hosts, ESPN analysts, and rabid New England Patriots haters who’ve obsessed over the nonsensical “Deflategate” drama for the past few months, a deceased woman from Auburn, Massachusetts has left a message in her obituary. “Brady is innocent!!” declares Patricia M. Shong, who died last week at the age of 72 surrounded […]

Maine woman gets up close look at “Gronk” at Bruins game

On Saturday, Feb. 7 the Boston Bruins honored several of the New England Patriots players at the TD Garden to celebrate their Super Bowl championship. To the crowd’s delight fan favorite, tight end Rob Gronkowski (aka “Gronk”), did the on-ice rendition of his famed touchdown dance, known as “Gronking.” Right before he and the rest […]

Two Maine men celebrate on field with Patriot players after Super Bowl victory

There weren’t any players in last night’s Super Bowl who call Maine home, but for New England Patriot fans from the Pine Tree State that doesn’t make the dramatic, come-from-behind 28-24 victory over the Seattle Seahawks any less sweet. And as an added bonus to what may have been the biggest and best game in Patriot’s […]